The Archive

We don't know how these got here. They were in the filing cabinet when we moved in. The filing cabinet was not here yesterday.

Make of them what you will.


Aged declassified 1978 memorandum from the USDA Palatability Research Division concerning the YECH Working Group ration trials and the Aspic Incident
Document 1 of 1 (so far). Recovered from a manila envelope labeled "DO NOT LAMINATE."

Readers have pointed out that our 1–10 voting scale bears a certain resemblance to the edibility scale described above. We would like to state, for the record, that this is probably a coincidence.

Probably.

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