HURL!
Drag the slingshot. Hit the porcelain throne. Three tries. Zero dignity.
How to play
Press and drag back on the green glob in the slingshot — dotted trajectory shows where it'll fly. Release to hurl. Land it in the toilet bowl to win. Watch out for the shower curtain and laundry basket. Three globs per round (two from round 13). Rounds get harder as you go: the toilet starts moving (round 4), wind picks up (round 7), the bowl shrinks and curtains swing (round 10), and from round 13 everything moves at once. A new bathroom drops at midnight.